I AM LOVABLE, DAMMIT.

Well, you know what day it is...that's right...Valentine's Day = VD = STDay! So, just be glad you don't have an STD - that's what I focus on during STDay.

I'm fine with people celebrating...as long as I don't have to see it. 7:30A.M. on the train platform this morning, two people making out in the freaking cold. I think I even saw some saliva. Ew. I joke not.

And what was there to greet me this morning when I walked in the lobby? Oh yes, red and pink balloons. Everywhere. Good grief. I think I'm just going to hole myself up in this office and look forward to my massage tonight...if I get to go. (Work has completely exploded. Come Thursday, I expect to have a first full-out breakdown in my office. You have been warned.)

So, in celebration of my least favorite holiday, I'm going to force (well, as much as one can do that over the internet) each of you to do this: http://kevan.org/johari?name=RMalek. Tell me how absolutely fabulous I am...oh fine, you can be honest and tell me what you really think. I would actually prefer that. After all, I'm just happy I don't have an STD.