Thursday, January 19, 2006

Rules for Riding Public Transportation

I seem to have bad luck riding public transportation. So far, here are the rules that I think should apply when people get on any form of pubLic transport:

(1) Shower.
(2) Shower.
(3) Shower.
(4) Get your gi-normous bag out of my face.

2 Comments:

Blogger Malek said...

(5) MOVE IN when it's crowded.
(6) Don't push. We all have to get off, too. You'll get your fucking turn.
(7) Give up your seat when someone's clearly handicapped or old. Jeez, people.
(8) Turn down your music.
(9) Don't read over my goddamn shoulder.
(10) Shower.

5:11 PM  
Blogger ettennel said...

(11) Shutyourkidupheisnothatcute
(12) Don't cough/sneeze/wipe with your hand that you're planning on putting back on the pole.

9:46 AM  

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