Rules for Riding Public Transportation
I seem to have bad luck riding public transportation. So far, here are the rules that I think should apply when people get on any form of pubLic transport:
(1) Shower.
(2) Shower.
(3) Shower.
(4) Get your gi-normous bag out of my face.

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(5) MOVE IN when it's crowded.
(6) Don't push. We all have to get off, too. You'll get your fucking turn.
(7) Give up your seat when someone's clearly handicapped or old. Jeez, people.
(8) Turn down your music.
(9) Don't read over my goddamn shoulder.
(10) Shower.
(11) Shutyourkidupheisnothatcute
(12) Don't cough/sneeze/wipe with your hand that you're planning on putting back on the pole.
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