A post!

I'd love to oblige Mr. Sunshine's request, but I'm sorry to say I have nothing (good) to report! Hating the job and the outlook doesn't look good for the month. Somehow have landed the privilege of working with the most evil man on earth. His secretary quit on him today. Quite literally, me and the other associates on the case are in an abusive spouse relationship with him. Slap slap slap, fcuk, fcuk, fcuk, hurry up, slow down, why haven't you memorized this case, what the hell are you talking about. . . . I'm sorry, I'm just stressed. You're doing good work. . . . Punch, bitch-slap, kick in head, I'm a senior partner goddamit. . . . You did great--thanks for your help.